The Female Body, Anybody

I left the toilet at work this morning and the cute bargirl was standing outside, putting on her work clothes. Her tummy was bare, some of her hips.

Later on she was getting me lemonade and when she reached up for a glass her shirt lifted up and her stomach was bare again.

She’s so beautiful.

I miss the body. The female body. Skye’s body. Soft, warm skin. Closeness. Running my hand over it. I hope I will experience that again some day.

Everybody should have somebody.

At least I have Mathilde.

Picture taken by this girl:

She wanted to borrow my camera again. I wasn’t sure it was a good idea to let them play around with my brand spanking new camera, but ah who can say no to kids? Three of them were standing there, looking at me. Going “1… 2…. 3….” counting down to ask me if they could borrow the camera. Very cute.

They took one for Maile too.

Little Black. The lambs are ever growing. They don’t make much noise anymore. Too bad. I wish I could get a video with their baaahing, so you could hear how funny it sounds. I’ll keep trying.

The gruesome threesome. While Mathilde and Mads are still tied up, Magnethe goes running around with the lambs.

Hehe. Magnethe will jump up on anything. Humans, Mathilde, anything. Anything apart from Mads. He’s the only one she has some respect for. I was sitting next to Mads, and Magnethe came up and wanted to see if I had some goodies for her. You could see how she was sort of looking at Mads, trying to gauge whether it was safe to go up to me. Mads is very possessive. If there are goodies in the neighbourhood then he feels that he’s the one who should get them and everybody else should just back off and wait their turn. And if they don’t, then he’ll try to ram them away.

Mathilde never jumps up on people.

Until today.

Awww. Mathilde, Mathilde. I love you. She has never done that before. She’s not some little kid, I had to stand my ground not to fall over. But it was great. That she trusts me enough to jump up on me like that. It happened by accident at first. I was bringing a branch for her to eat, but she was so impatient that she wouldn’t wait for me to lower the branch to her. Before I had time to do anything she just jumped up with her legs on me and started eating from the branch. And then I went to get some more branches and she kept doing it. I made a couple of videos of it too. videos.html. Newest update. Very fun, I think.

I love that the playground keeps giving me new little experiences. The goats keep doing new things, keep taking me by surprise. It’s great.

Cute little girl. She was a little nervous around the animals. She asked me if Magnethe would attack her. I told her that she wouldn’t.

But then I had to go.

And Mads was baaahing incessantly as he watched me leave. I almost didn’t have the heart to go. But I can’t stay up there all day.

Unfortunately.

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1. Maile Says:
   May 31st, 2005 at 4:34 e

   yay, black!!!!! those animals adore you, lasse.

2. Katherine Says:
   June 1st, 2005 at 8:19 e

   I love the videos! I just watched all of them. Goats sound like sheep don’t they? Or at least what I thought sheep sounded like. I love the one of Mathilde and Magnethe. Magnethe is almost as big as Mathilde now! Your camera takes great movies…they’re a good size and the sound quality is pretty good too.

3. abdulrahman Says:
   May 3rd, 2007 at 15:00 e

   can you send to some nice picture such as sexy girl kids

Suicidal Fish #4

I never claimed originality was part of the concept.

PS. I still love Mutts.

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(picture of monkeys holding their mouths, ears and eyes)

As promised the video section has been updated with videos taken with my new camera.

Higher resolution + audio.

Some of them are quite funny. Check them out if you want to hear Mads’ girly voice and Mathilde’s manly bellowing.

Also uploaded screenshots of the monster from Lost:

monster1
monster2
monster3
monster4
monster5
monster6

Ooh! What a revelation! Sort of. Okay not really. Just made them for the Fuselage board.

My Hurley impressions continue.

And yet another upload: cuba_a4.pdf. Something I made at work on Thursday. It was my first assignment with a tight deadline. Usually I have weeks or even months to finish my projects. That one I had to finish the same day I got it. More pressure than I’m used to. But it went well. I’m happy with how it turned out, and so was Sanne. A stroke of good luck to find that palm. It looks almost like a Cuban cigar. That’s the hardest part, I guess. Getting the idea. Then it’s just matter of putting it all together. Good job, Plume.

Also added a picture to Natalie’s cast page. A bad one though. And added the Cute Bargirl’s name to her cast page.

It has been a very hot day today. Too hot for me. I have to carry my floor ventilator around with me. And I’m sweating like a fat guy in a marathon.

Nice.

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1. Bunny Says:
   May 28th, 2005 at 23:26 e

   I was sort of letdown about the monster too. It just looks like a smokey blob. But we’re only supposed to be seeing 5% of it. I don’t know what it could be where 5% is smoke? Anyway. Still, I’m so obsessed with Lost. It’s sickening.

   Hooray for the fuselage!! I’m a member there too! :)

2. LOst fan Says:
   January 16th, 2006 at 21:56 e

   I have some theory’s about Lost.

   In the episode where The tailies bring saywer back to the hatch, it starts out witg Locke doing a crossword puzzle. As I’ve discovered through the episodes is that they leave little hints here and there. Also how when you watch flashbacks you can sometimes see another character in the background. It seems everyone is conected some how. Anyways Locke is answering the question, Inkidos friend. Inkidos friend was Gilgamesh. To warlords who were rivals until they united to go into the magical jungle and slay the dragon/beaste thay lay within. Sounds like LOcke and Echo to me. I’ve also noticed the thing about the characters. In Jin’s flashback when he has to go beat up the guy in his home, The children are watching Hurley on TV for winning the lottery. In Shannons last flashback, when they go to the hospital Jack walks by them. Now in Jacks flashback he’s working on this woman who was in a car crash and the other man was brought in. He saved the woman, his future wife, and the other guy dies. That man was Shannons father. In reality if Jack had saved The Father would Shannon have been on the island, and would Jack have gone too? I’ve also noticed how every one has some sort of animal counterpart. Kate, the horse. Sawyer, the pig. Jack, has the white Rabbit, His dead father.

3. Iona Peers Says:
   February 17th, 2006 at 18:42 e

   I am obsessed with Lost but because I am in England I haven’t seen any of Series 2 yet. I saw a picture recently showing one of the characters in the water with this big fish thing in front of the person. I is like the smoke monster as it is a security system for the island. What i want to know is what the hell could they be guarding????!!! Please e-mail me with anything you know like what is down the ladders in the hatch? Who were the people who kidnapped Walt? Does Sawyer survive after being shot by the kidnappers? Do Jin, Michael and Sawyer swim back to the island? How the HELL did the Black Rock get in the middle of the island. My e-mail address is: iona_93@hotmail.com Please PLEASE answer me. I need to know what happens!!!

4. lost addict Says:
   April 22nd, 2006 at 4:04 e

   well u guys i hav the answers to it. the island is an experiment place where they hav been doing illegal testing the monster is a mutation offspring of a dinosaur wich they were trying 2 make and it has the ability 2 camoflauge into the scenary thats y it looks invisibal

Spot On

I love my new camera! Oh yeah! I have only been using it for two days, but I am over the moon with it.

It’s not like the quality of the pictures will be better. If I didn’t tell you that I had gotten a new camera you probably wouldn’t notice. But the mega zoom and the video function. That’s good stuff.

Look at that. Now it’s not a spectacular picture. It’s not even interesting. It’s just your standard “Plume takes a picture of Mathilde” picture. But it was taken with full zoom. 12x. And it’s not horrible. With my old camera pictures almost always turned out blurry if I used full zoom. And that was 8x. This is 12x and no blur. I love this anti-shake thing.

I would give you an example of the videos, because I love that too. But that’ll have to wait for tomorrow. I made a bunch of videos but I need to pick out the best ones and edit them somewhat. But I absolutely love that I can take higher resolution videos. And that they have audio. You’re finally going to get to hear Mads and Mathilde! I bet you can’t wait. I know Mads has been dying to say hello to you all.

Let’s just take some pictures for now. More Mathilde, you say? Okay then.

Hehe. They always look funny when they eat. It’s like their lips get longer, stretching out to grab the food.

The usual girls. You can see my plastic bag in the background. And the little wooden step. That’s where I usually go when I leave the playground. Up over the fence there and then down through the trees and out to the road. And then it’s a five minute walk and I’m home.

Mathilde staying in the shade. It’s been a couple of hot days. Summer seems to be here.

Mads trying to appear stoic. “Pssh. I don’t care if I’m tied up. I could get loose if I wanted to. I’m the king. I can escape anything. I just can’t be bothered. I’m cool. I’m hip. Nothing touches me”. Hah. He can’t fool me.

When people come around then the baaahing starts. Normally Mads would run up to everyone to see if he can smooch some food. But when he’s tied down then he can’t do that. I imagine he’s going something like “Pay attention to me. Pay attention to meeeeeeeeeeeeeee! I’m over here. Come to me. Feed me. Cuddle me. I’m everso special!”.

I try to give them all equal amounts of attention. Don’t want anyone to feel left out. I love all three of them.

Princess Magnethe.

I bought a tripod for my camera today. A couple of these were taken with it. Just testing it out. I felt like such a “photographer”. It’s not like I’m really going to be using it much. But handy to have. For photo expeditions. I can’t exactly carry it around with me every day.

In other news: I will be going to my very first concert soon! Concerts even. Assuming tickets are still available, but I would think so. Spot 11. A sort of mini-festival in Århus. It’s not a real festival I think, it’s more like a bunch of concerts at different venues. Under the same heading. The main attraction for me is my old schoolmate Tina Dickow, of course. Looking at the band list I see other good possibilities. Especially Carpark North. And also Kira & The Kindred Spirits, Moi Caprice and Mikael Simpson & Sølvstorm. I don’t know how much I will want to go see. But Dico and Carpark for sure. Any Danish people want to recommend other bands from the list? I’ll take it into consideration.

It’s exciting. Finally I’ll get to experience live music alive instead of recordings. And it should be really good therapy training too. Plus it’s like 20 minutes by bus, so if it all gets too much then I’ll just go home again. It’s not like a real festival, it’s not like sleeping in a tent at Roskilde with 100,000 others. I have high hopes for this. I love music. It will be so good if I’ll be able to go to concerts.

Now if I only I could figure out how to tape the shows I watch… I’d love to add them to my collection. To never forget.

That’s all for today. Have a lovely weekend, mes petites folles.

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1. Katherine Says:
   May 28th, 2005 at 18:36 e

   Congratulations on your new camera! The colours are brilliant. The concert should be a lot of fun and another venue to take interesting photos. With my camera I understood that digital zoom can make things more pixelly so I rarely use that feature, but optical zoom doesn’t. Though I’ve had some blurry optical zoom shots. It all depends on how close I am to the subject or object when I use it I guess. 12X zoom sounds pretty exciting.

And If You Don’t Like Hank Williams, Honey, You Can Kiss My Ass

Sometimes when you’re walking in the city early in the morning, you see the oddest things.

Naked mannequins. My theory is that when humans go to sleep, all the mannequins wake up and have wild sex orgies. And obviously these ones got so drunk that they forgot to put their clothes back on when they took their “I’m a lifeless mannequin” poses.

That’s the most action I’ve gotten in months.

Speaking of action that I would like to get, the cute bargirl’s name is Heidi. Isn’t that nice? She looked great today. Some day she will be mine.

Until then I can have fun with the kids on the playground. Especially this one:

She’s very cute. She’s the one that always wants me to take pictures of her. And to borrow my camera. What an adorable little sk8er gurl. She wanted me to take pictures of her skating down the road there. And her friend, Sara too. They both fell. Cuties.

The fun we have.

Still pictures from my old camera. But I think I’m ready to take my new one out in the real world now. And try it out. I still need to read the manual and learn all the functions, but I have skimmed the quick reference guide and I’m good to go.

And now I must go bury my head in the sand for a while. In the hopes of avoiding Lost spoilers. Man I can’t wait for tomorrow!

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1. grant Says:
   May 26th, 2005 at 14:56 e

   Thats quite an interesting theory about the naked mannequins and having orgies when they sleep. Ever see the 80’s movie Mannequins? There was actually an episode of the Twighlight Zone where someone got trapped in a mall and all the mannequins came to life and by the end of the episode the person who was trapped become one themselves. I remember having many nightmares with that sort of scenario.

Plume Speaks

Trying out my new camera. Video with audio.

050524_plumespeaks.mov (490 kb)

I probably should have planned what I wanted to say before I started recording…

And my voice is silly, I know. The camera adds 5 pounds, and strange accents.

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1. meredith Says:
   May 26th, 2005 at 2:03 e

   awww. you have the cutest voice!!! i love you all the more!

2. Maile Says:
   May 26th, 2005 at 2:23 e

   tee hee!! it was not stupid you adorable rogue you.

I Am Extremely Fondled Of You

I am incredibly tired. My body is sore. The last couple of days I have been walking around town way too much. Shopping and hospitals and work. I’m so tired that I still haven’t tried out my new camera. I need to sleep. Soon.

But first a quick entry. Let me start off by thanking Luis. Today I received not one, but TWO postcards. Thanks a bunch mate. Great cards. Maybe I’ll see you in Balboa park some day.

What else? I saw Treeface today.

It’s been a while since I met him last. They changed the bus routes. And I have started biking some times. So I never get to walk by him anymore. I think he misses me. He was acting rather aloof. No wait, aleafed I mean.

Went to the playground to relax. Mads and Mathilde were still tied down.

As soon as Mads saw me he started baaahing for me to come over. He still thinks it’s extremely unfair that he has to be tied and he wanted to discuss it with me in length.

I’m not the only one who has noticed his soft baahing. A couple of girls stopped to say hi to the goats. And when Mads baaahed they went “Who said that? Was that Mads? Aw it’s all girly. Mads you girl!”. Haha. Poor Mads. The king of the playground doesn’t get much respect these days.

I had brought my new jacket. And I made a purpose of changing from my old jacket to my new one in front of Mathilde. It’s a different colour, it’s like I’m not the same person anymore. Even though she saw me change she still got a little apprehensive. She’s grown in confidence. But she’s still shy around people she doesn’t know. Just want to give her a chance to get used to the jacket. Feeding her some leaves helps too of course.

She got a little testy with the lambs. It IS unfair that they can run around freely, isn’t it?

That’s her jumping pose. I have seen her do it before. I guess it’s to intimidate the “opponent”. She can jump quite high.

But now I really must go. So tired. So I’ll stop writing and just let you visualize what I did most of the time.

I love Magnethe!

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1. Mister Moy Says:
   May 25th, 2005 at 6:13 e

   Er engelsk din første sprog?

   I am extremely fond of you. -> Jeg er meget forelsket i dig.
   To fondle -> at kæle (for), men det sædvanligvis betyder noget kønslig. :D

My Mind’s Eye

Uh oh. I did a stupid thing today.

I bought a new camera.

Oops! Haha. Oh well. Money is worth nothing in the bank.

Except for interest. And stuff.

Say hello to my new camera:

Sort of a funny shape, isn’t it?

Konica Minolta DiMage Z3. 12x zoom. 4 Megapixels. Anti-shake system. Fastest auto focus in the world. Video with audio. Also bought a 512mb memory card.

Oh yes. It’s not the best camera in the world. But then it wasn’t horribly expensive either. The main thing is the zoom. You will remember that zoom is important to me. Because I am often at a distance. 12x optical zoom is the highest you can get with digital cameras. Last I heard. So that was my main reason for buying this. 4 mpixels isn’t outstanding but it’s still an upgrade from my current camera. And the video with audio thing is really cool, plus it’s not limited to 16 seconds. So all in all this should be a pretty good improvement.

I haven’t gotten it up and running yet. But assuming it works to my satisfaction then I’ll be selling my current camera. Any Danes interested? It’s an Olympus, 8x zoom, 3megapix. It has served me well, a really nice camera. Original price was 2499 kr, I’ll give it away for 1300 kr. And I’ll throw in a 128mb high quality Olympus memory card. I guarantee you won’t find a camera this good for such a low-low price anywhere else. (Guarantee void in the real world)

Anyway, enough with the salespitch. I’ll be putting it up for sale in the local paper, just thought I’d offer it to you nice people at a special blog price.

Speaking of things for Danes, here’s a picture:

If you’re English you might be able to guess what the sign says… That’s right. It says “don’t park your bikes here”.

A nice day today. The camera obviously very exciting. At work I loaned 20 kroners to some girls. They were asking Thomas repeatedly, but he kept saying no. Then they asked me. I thought it couldn’t hurt to get some good-will like that. I don’t really know them. But now at least I seem like a nice guy.

And then I went to the playground. Hadn’t seen my goats since Thursday. Way too long. It was good to see them again. I missed them.

Both Mads and Mathilde were tied up today.

Mads did not like that, no. Actually he seemed quiet and happy enough when I came, but as soon as he saw me then he started baahing. He’s normally very quiet. Most days he doesn’t say anything at all. But being tied down was obviously not to his liking. He sees it as a great injustice, I’m sure. And he wanted me to know about it.

Poor guy.

You would expect that Mads has the deep voice since he’s the male. But his voice is actually quite light, soft. Mathilde’s is louder and more forceful.

Maybe he just needs to use his voice more often. He sure used it a lot today.

While Mads and Mathilde were complaining at the unfairness of the world, Magnethe was hanging out with the lambs.

I’m sure Mads must have been furious that the little goat kid was allowed to just run around while he, the king of the playground, had to stay put. The gall!

Magnethe is so cute. Magnethe is so cute, so cute. I had some old bread with me. It’s so much fun when she is crawling all over me, trying to get the bread. Poking me with her legs. Licking at my hands to get all the crumbs. I just want to take her home and keep her all to myself. But that would be awful selfish of me.

I decided Mathilde and Mads needed some company so I carried Magnethe down to them. She quickly saw the chance for some feeding.

I wonder how long she will drink from Mathilde? Mathilde’s teats are getting smaller I think. Less milk. And Magnethe’s have started growing. Little nubbins under her belly.

I love all my sweet goats. It’s kind of sad that they have to be tied down. But I guess they have to learn that they mustn’t wander away from the playground. At least not all the way out on the roads.

While I was sitting with them Per came to take them back to their house. He said “Oh you guys are lucky that you have someone to keep you company”.

I hope they appreciate that. I talked to Per a little before he took them away.

He told me the same thing that Kurt had said. About how they’d gone out on the road and the cops had come. And he told me that Mads usually understands why he gets tied sometimes. If he eats the kids’ lunches or he rams them, then he knows he’s done something bad. But he doesn’t understand it now, because he doesn’t know that going out on the roads is wrong. So I guess that’s what he has to learn.

Poor guy though. Goats should be free to adventure, that’s half the fun of them.

I went shopping after leaving the playground. And ran into two of the girls from there. The ones that usually borrow my camera and ask me to take pictures of them. They said “hiii” in unison. Cute. I like that. They recognise me, talk to me outside the playground. I feel like such a… person.

That’s all for today. Tomorrow I’m going to the hospital for examinations and consultations. And if that doesn’t exhaust me too much then maybe I’ll get my new camera up and running. Ooh.

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