Saturday, June 11, 2005

Paris Hilton To Marry Paris In Paris

Herpes McCrackwhore: Tina is definitely hotter than Paris Hilton. I’m not saying Paris isn’t hot. Specifically the fact that she’s a billionaire pornstar is a big turnon. But Tina is a thousand times hotter. And that’s without a sextape.
Your negative comment about Tina almost made me want to slap you. But 1) I know you’d just like that. And 2) your photobucket pictures were so hot that I forgot about everything else. I don’t mean to sound insensitive but I have always pictured you as sort of a freak, so it was rather shocking to learn that you’re so good looking. If I should place you on a scale of hottness you’d end up somewhere in between Paris and Tina. Meaning, you’re hot but Tina is still the hottest.
Please do take panty pictures, I’ll blur out your face. That’s no problem.
Also how much would I have to pay to get that video? I’m rich, it’s no problem.
You know you can still use the guestbook to leave private comments. That way the world won’t know how depraved you are. I mean, we are. Also my email address is no secret. You can use djaliplume at yahoo com. Or plume at plume dk. Or djaliplume at gmail com if you want to send really big attachments, like video files or something. Mhm.
Oh yes, I’d use 8da4e587.jpg for prostitution, cause it shows off the rack nicely.

Okay, that was slightly weird. Let’s move on. Two things I forgot yesterday:

Not only did I meet Klaus and Tina from my schooldays. I also met a lady from Tousgårdsladen. If you’re an old-time Plume reader then you’ll remember I worked there. If you’re not, then you have no clue what I’m talking about. It’s not important though. I met her at the bus stop, while I was standing there with the world’s biggest smile on my face. She asked me if I still worked at Laden. I said I had stopped a year ago. Hah. She doesn’t work at Laden, she just came in and visited some times. So I’m not offended that she didn’t know I had stopped. Fun seeing her though. My 3rd time being recognised that night.

Also a funny thing about my meeting with Tina. Remember I said she was behind a fence? The guy who asked to take her picture was putting his camera through the fence. And when I asked her if she could sign my CD I handed it to her through the fence. Then the funny bit happened. She started to sign the CD but then stopped and said something like “I’m going to go around to the other side, I can’t stand here and talk to you behind a fence”. Hehe. Well, sort of spiffy. Just shows how nice she is though. She went aroundthe fence to where we stood. She’s still way down to earth. I can’t imagine her ever becoming a bad person, no matter how much success she’d get.

Okay. Now for today. I was planning to do a lot of festivalling, but I hadn’t counted on one thing. Brøndby are playing today. Normally they play on Sundays. But not this weekend. They’re playing today, and it’s a pretty important game. If they win then they will be Danish champions. So I have to watch that. Which means I have to cut down on the festival going. But that’s okay. I’m going to go after the Brøndby game and see Carpark North and Mew. If I can get in. Those are the two shows I really wanted to go to anyway. I will be extremely happy if I can look back at Spot 11 and say that I saw Tina Dickow, Carpark North and Mew. I would have liked to have checked out some of the smaller, unknown bands (those 3 are pretty big by Danish standards. Mew perhaps the biggest Danish band of the times). But these are my first concerts, no reason to overdo it.

It’ll be late tonight. Mew are playing at 0.45. Out partying Saturday night. How different my life is. I hope tonight will go well too. I’ll tell you all about it tomorrow.

Party hardy, everybordy.

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7 Responses to “Paris Hilton To Marry Paris In Paris”

  1. horse makes choking sound like it's being strangled Says:

    dude, im pretty sure tina is a very nice looking girl, i mean, you wouldnt crack it into “the business” if you are ugly no matter how talented you are. i’m just saying, your picture taking skills are horrible and make even the nicest looking dudes kinda deformed looking. fyi, taking pictures of people from an upper angle make them look really bad, all big headed and stubby legged. ever read People? half of the whos wearing what pictures are like that.

  2. horse makes choking sound like it's being strangled Says:

    furthermore, are you getting father dearest anything for father’s day? you know, as a token of appreciation for his sperm, now that youre all happy about your life and all??

  3. horse makes choking sound like it's being strangled Says:

    also, omg you heard about paris?? i tell you, paris the boy is actually kinda hot. like, omg! but your guestbook is so far away, unless you put a link to it like somewhereon the bottom too, otherwise, like, omg, it’s so far away! also, what video are you talking about, willis? also, like, omg, do you know if tina is related to this other dickow, dan i think, who is an european imported mediocre player in the nba, who is 20 something and white and soooo does not look like a basketball player because he has kinda long kinda wavy blonde hair and is kinda really short and look like a cute little boy. most nba people look like they could potentially rob and stab you (hot stuff!!

  4. Plume Says:

    I’m going to answer you in here then, I can’t keep making entries just to address you, no matter how much herpes you have. Actually, having a guestbook link at the end of each entry isn’t a bad idea. Maybe I’ll see if I can fiddle with the layout.

    Tina is not a “very nice looking girl”, she is hotness. Finito. Why aren’t my pictures in People? I should contact them, they might need photos of Tina.
    My father is in Greenland. I’m not getting him anything. His sperm wasn’t all that great. At least that’s what my mother says. Badabing.

    What video?
    “they’re all shot last week with the digital video camera that i originally bought to track my weight gain/loss/etc and general physical deteriorations. so obviously still captures of the “video” i shot are of rather superbly crappy quality”
    Isn’t there a “video”? Send it to me. Or at least the panty pictures, the panty page hasn’t been updated in months. And I like panties.
    I doubt Tina is related to Dan, although her last name is Dickow Danielsen, so you never know. Aren’t nba player rapists? That’s what I heard on the radio.

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