Saturday, September 03, 2005

Less Peculiar Ground

Can you boil a cucumber? It consists of mainly water right?

I think I dreamt about boiling cucumbers. Or at least, boiling something that wasn’t meant to be boiled.

How come potatoes become so much better when you boil them, yet carrots just become worse?

I wonder what would happen if you boiled your own hand. While it was attached to you, I mean. I know it’s a gross idea. I just wonder what it would be like. Could you take a bite out of yourself? And if so, would that be cannibalism? Is there a word for eating yourself?

I dreamt about breasts too, that’s much better. As long as they’re not my own, I mean.

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